The Dumb Ass Patrol

The dumb ass patrol is out in full force today
The dumb ass patrol
And their impossible expectations

Like 75 picks an hour
Climbing up ladders
Pulling down cases that weigh 40 pounds
While one hundred fifteen Chinese kids
Are packed together in dorm rooms
To sleep four hours and do it again

Impossible expectations
Like a clean back room
And everything off the floor
When there's two trucks worth of freight
And nowhere to go with it
Sitting on pallets
Mute and silent like the dusty dead
While somewhere a child spends Christmas eve
Making toys for other children

Impossible expectations
Set by impossible dumb asses

Impossible expectations
Like cranking out two thousand price changes
When you have to reset
The entire department
By yourself
But no overtime
And no excuses
Or its your ass
You should've been done already anyway

Impossible expectations
While Isis mutilates it's children
Just so we can pump more oil through our trucks

Yeah the dumb ass patrol
Is out in full force tonight
That new breed of supervisor
Whose mouths work faster than their brains
When they even have brains at all

Yeah impossible expectations
But my mind is far away
In a land of far away vision and manga

Hey, Shinichi Izumi
Who is that your talking to?
Are you talking to your hand again?
Your cock this time?
But Shinichi doesn't answer
And I turn once again
To hear the barking of human dogs
with Wal-Mart badges and titles
That obedient
That stupid
That impossible to ignore
While the blue pallets bear mute witness